Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.

"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.

by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014

tacos for two

Tacos for two: defined as two lesbians in the 69 position

"I wonder if those two are enjoying tacos for two."

by 1234ABCD June 28, 2012

High Two

A kiss, coming from the term high five and two lips.

Last night, after our date, I gave her a high two.

by dankmemer96 February 4, 2017

Two-Shitter

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.

Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"

"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"

by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019

two at a urinal

when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.

Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.

by BKAJSQNS March 3, 2011

two-valued

When the only outcome is either true or false. Uses to describe a logic.

"Is that a boy?", this is a two-valued logic since the only outcome is true or false.

by FesterTY December 27, 2018

two-tabber

When you just have to have one more drink but you have already paid the tab....

I'm feeling rough today...last night was a two-tabber.

by techfisher78 December 12, 2013