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yoga twitter

A person of upper-caste Indian or Pakistani origin whose greatest issue in life is white people doing yoga or wearing bindi or using ghee in food; spends time searching for such accounts to publicly shame on Twitter. Often throws around buzzwords like cultural appropriation and intersectionality to get retweets, and launches into Oppression Olympics when confronted with their bullshit by other people of Indian or Pakistani origin.
“HOW DARE SHE WEAR A BINDI!” raged yoga twitter as the semester ended, and a week-long break presented an ideal opportunity to increase follower count and collect SJW brownie points.
by nayee_duniya June 1, 2016
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Twitter socialist

Oh my gawd, a frackin Twitter socialist just told me praise to the landlord and keel whytie. What the f*** is going on?!
by Objective-Reason Daddy August 31, 2021
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Twitter Ho

A girl who may come across as vapid, loves to party, and just exhibits hoe like attributes via Twitter. Usually followed by a lot of thirsty boys.
Lucas: Did you see that picture Ashley tweeted of herself to Hunter Moore at that party?

Nathan: Yeah man, she's a twitter ho.
by InsomniacDreams June 17, 2013
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twitter time

1) time when you tweet (and shit) sitting on the toilet
2) bathroom break
This is Trump's twitter time again, and as usual he shares the shit going to his head with all of us
by Kon D'Or November 30, 2016
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yemeni twitter

arguments over north & south yemen, drama over nothing from the 313 or 716 mfs, and just second hand embarrassment from the rest of us.
yemeni twitter is toxic and khaza.
by ayemenifromtwitter October 29, 2019
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Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.
Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
by TwitDumped March 4, 2010
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Twitter In Law

A Twitter In Law is a person you are following/followed by just because they are following/followed by your friend.
"I didn't know you're friends with Steve"

"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"
by 54M3E5T February 6, 2017
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