John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.

Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again

by Not so gay November 15, 2019

Todd

A guy that women propose to.

Todd told me « She got on her knees, handed me flowers and gave me a ring »

by anonymous January 31, 2023

todd hillier

Tod hillier class clown, director, con artist, felon, project manager, chairman, founder of WhatsApp, legal officer, runner up, co founder, employee of the decade, lieutenant, landlord, colonel, brigadier general, major, baron, duke, emperor, chief Human Resources officer, head of polias, current Olympian swimmer, former Vice President of chekzslovakia, owner of the largest watermelon, professional regurgitator, Walmart employee, math wiz, ceo and founder of MUNN, prime minister of Newfoundland, creator of the Mickey Mouse fictional character, father of all..., international super spy, world record holder, professional apple peeler, head f*ckboy, ceo of hydrogen, makes a mean bbq rib, founder of discovery channel, head honcho of the Milky Way, pothead, professional soap opera artist, speedrunner, the man when it comes to that, bridesmaid, best man, groom, Former paranormal entity that haunts white hills academy, destroyer of subway and your toilet and mom, world record breaking speedrunner, crafty lil bitch, owner of a holy fruitcake recipe, entrepreneur, first class hogger, V.I.P, inventor of school, presidential elect of Ukrain 2023

todd hillier offers you some fruitcake

by Brad Sheppard November 24, 2021

Todd

(n) An Insult. Todd can be used as;

- an insult for moments of extreme stupidity
-a synonym for asshole
- a degrading term for people actually named Todd (rare)
- replacement for other insults such as idiot/dipshit/fuckass

Person 1: I just microwaved a metal fork!
Person 2: Nice one, Todd.

by Dequanto July 21, 2023

Todd

a man with extremely small nipples

Todd: I bet you 5 bucks i can surprise you with the size of my nipples

by 20 bucks is 20 bucks April 25, 2024

chef todd

Do not touch this mother fuckers beard, flat top, or cooking knives or he will delete your face with his lit cigar.

He grabbed my buddies knife and went to the flat top then got done dirty chef todd style.

by WarriorProphet June 4, 2020

heath todd

has a huge fucking cock and sticks it in all the thotties bumholes. He'll swing the other way if need be. Cannot stress how big his dick is. Like Huuuuge

"Heath Todd Fucked me last night"
"Was it good?"
-No response due to the person dying from his cock

by ill_al March 3, 2018