by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025
Get the Punch Your Ticketmug. When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 12, 2018
Get the Shit ticketingmug. To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.
Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"
by SMSgt P January 4, 2019
Get the free ticket boothmug. The ticket you thought was to Ontario, Canada that actually took you to Ontario, California. (Or any other such mix-up).
by Tweedle Dee September 18, 2012
Get the O-ticketmug. Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.
Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly
Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly
by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016
Get the biscuit ticketmug. When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.
(The House of Cards, S3E11).
(The House of Cards, S3E11).
by Inok007 June 21, 2016
Get the On my ticketmug. a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
Get the a parking ticketmug.