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7 second rodeo ride

You mount a girl you've only known for a little while from behind. Once you've established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. If you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges
Crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after I called Amanda "Kayla." I held on though.
by Vulgarityispoetry December 2, 2017
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Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo

Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is the best bestie ever. Princess Fe Vhenylle Rodeo is Funny and very gay.
by Urmommagayyz December 11, 2021
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Upside down rodeo clown

While laying down with your head on the ground your feet are on the wall and then the girl gives you a blow job by turning around and then bending backwards
Last night L Dog got an upside down rodeo clown from KB's friend
by Sunshine 18 April 27, 2009
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The act of doing a girl doggy style, slapping her and talking shit to make her angry, then grappling her like a vice all the while continuing to fuck her raw from behind. Then, pulling out, spitting on her back (pretending to have let loose the bazooka) further grabbing her head and forcing deep throat. Then, ejecting the bazooka in the throat and saying something funny triggering the white dragon. Then, BAM! punching her in the face, thus, completing the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack.
"My girlfriend broke up with me as soon as I completed the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack."
by Igorius Christo April 17, 2008
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every time is his first rodeo

A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.
Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.
by Kat'O9 April 1, 2022
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double reverse cowboy sex rodeo

my girl just asked me for me to let her do a double reverse cowboy sex rodeo
by Larry kingsh May 25, 2009
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This ain't my first rodeo

Used to tell someone this ain't the first time you've done something.
When you're planning a sneaky night away with a hot bird. And you tell her we should use a taxi to the hotel instead of using own car and she replies..."yeah taxi, good thinking"

This ain't my first rodeo bhaat
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