heavy ranch

when the ranch is extra thick

girl you dont even know i was with jimmy last night and he had that heavy ranch

by bmikers February 22, 2022

Squid in Ranch

A term used in reference for an unexpected moment, or one that lacks sense

How do you say Squid in Ranch?

by themontrealman June 1, 2020

Dude Ranch Dookie

When you have to take a massive dump. Also if being at a ranch on the country side. Abbreviation DRD can be also be used.

Man… I feel like I’ve gotta take a massive dude ranch dookie right now.

BRB, I gotta take that DRD if ya’ know what I’m sayin’.

My intestinal organs feel like they’ve gotta DRD right now.

by SAR_KyuGo March 5, 2023

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022

hidden valley ranch

when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden

person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?

person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?

by granolamom July 14, 2022

ham ranch

An internet organization made up of a group of friends from all around the world. Sensational on Instagram, Youtube, and Reddit ham ranch brings amazing entertainment for people who enjoy all kinds of things.

“I wish I had a friend group like ham ranch”

by ham ranch November 11, 2020

Ranch Salad

When you ejaculate on your partners asshole and then eat out their asshole.

"Hey baby, my shitbox needs some ranch salad "

by kushinman April 23, 2016