wolf moon

Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.

On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.

Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!

by vyking68 January 12, 2017

Connor Moon

The act of wishing you are Japanese and wanting to fuck anime characters very very very very hard. Also not showering and wanting to become the best osu player in the world.

Man i hate Adam he is such a Connor Moon

by Gary p November 13, 2016

Moon Miss

The act of finding someone perfect for you, but not being perfect for them.

Jess: Hey why did you break up with Tyler?
Kat: Oh yeah total moon miss, I wasn’t perfect for him

by Craygal September 25, 2020

Booted to the moon

When you hit a large jump and get sent to the moon.

Dude I was playing Dune yesterday and got booted to the moon, it was so epic!

by Kenjubb December 30, 2017

Moon Down

The period of inexplicable low energy, lethargy and feeling emotionally drained immediately after a full moon. Typically lasts a few days. Particularly exaggerated if preceded with a “Moon Melt” . Similar to a heavy weekend partying followed by a downer and typically a Bluesday Tuesday.

That was a heavy full moon and after that moon melt of mine I’m going to suffer a big Moon Down

by Cainey November 3, 2020

Poon Moon

When a girl is on all fours and you can see her ass and vagina from the back.

Dude I asked that volley ball chick for nudes and she sent me a poon moon shot.

Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.

by Phil Smooth October 30, 2017

Moon burn

Moon burn effects is opposite of sun burn. When you get Sun burn you become dark or darker. But when you get moon burn you get lighter complection. This is a method to become pale or a white person.

Von Chompoo

Please don't go outside during a full moon or you will get moon burn.

by Von Chompoo May 9, 2017