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Hurricane Jared

After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.
Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.
by anonymous December 30, 2023
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Wow, milky Jared milk
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Jared is a nigga

Yup that’s it

He’s a nigga
Her: hey have you seen Jared?

Him: no I haven’t ever since he became a nigga
by OwOkillme September 13, 2019
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“Yo you see that boy over there?”
“Who Jared?”
Yeah he’s suppppper gay”
by Hellacool99 December 23, 2018
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A gay white guy who is afraid of coming out so he instead gets dominated and thrown around by a woman who resembles his mother.
Everyone knew Jared was a homo but he insisted he wasn’t even though there was footage on liveleak of him getting pegged my an ogre of a woman.
by Directx420 October 16, 2019
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The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented and sweet human being to ever live and the loml
by leng lee July 21, 2021
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