Broxburn Academy

A small secondary school in west lothian with many behavioural issues.

"What school do you go to?"
"Oh I go to broxburn academy"

by Happnin555 October 4, 2018

felixstowe academy

felixstowe academy is a school filled with furrys, chavs, and fatass teachers. they put you in iso for no reason and the teachers have no self control. year 10s go round barking at people, it’s best you just reply with ‘shut up furry’ the year 8s nonce on year 7s

p1- ‘yo fam what school you go to’
p2- ‘felixstowe academy init breve’
p1 ‘ha ‘

by spider-man’s wife December 31, 2022

crofton academy

A school that has had requires improvement since 2016 and all

"Oi charva man might send my kids to crofton"
"Rahhh fam they have had requiresimprovement bare time and is going to become a outwood which would result in your kid getting excluded karen"
"Ok Bruce mans kids are off Becketts fam"

"Oi charva mans going to send manz kids to crofton academy blud"
"Rahhh that school is bad and going to become a outwood"

by Fitsymandemelite November 26, 2019

Huxlow academy

In huxlow we pay our respects daily to the father and the holy spirit (j.s4ville and j.3pstine)we belive that schools should not just teach but also touch children. We believe that our hands on approach is superior to any local school for obvious reasons. We have an excellent offstead report and amazing student. And we reccomend you send your love little kiddies here.

Yours sincerely K.sheppard

In huxlow academy all kiddies are welcome

by anonymous December 19, 2022

Winterbourne Academy

A school where they care more about how you look than your education, coat on? Good luck having a future, shirt untucked? Good luck passing your GCSE’S

Person 1: my friend is going to winterbourne academy
Person 2: oh really? How is he?
Person 1: terrible he’s fucking autistic now

by Simplyy December 11, 2021

Milton Academy

The most horse-shit ass school in the ISL. These mfs are absolutely clueless. They don't know how to cross the mother fucking street, and I'm glad they don't. I hope anyone who goes there gets hit by a car. To sum it up it's just a bunch of dumbass kids with rich fuck parents who couldn't get into a better school. In conclusion, fuck Milton Academy. Oh ya and y'all suck penis at sports stay mad LMFAO.

Milton Academy sucks dick as a school and the people who go there including faculty are dicks.

by Imagine going to Milton lmao September 11, 2023

bell academy

FAKE ASS BITCHES there are only 10 crackheads in that whole ass school our school is shat

Bell academy u mean hell academy

by Finger licken good October 18, 2019