Window Bruv is an sentient entity which often lurks within buildings and will trade with passers by if they call the Window Bruv from outside. If one should enter the building, the Window Bruv will not be there. It is speculated that the Window Bruv is non-corporeal, however, on trading, a hand will reach out to recieve and distribute goods. The Window Bruv expects a fist bump before departure.
Person 1: Yo, Window Bruv.
Window Bruv: Yo?
Person 1: Can I swap you this NATO mask for a GOST?
Window Bruv: Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh!
Person 1: Yeah, that's the stuff.
Window Bruv: Safe.
Yeah, safe G. Safe G.
Window Bruv: Yo?
Person 1: Can I swap you this NATO mask for a GOST?
Window Bruv: Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh!
Person 1: Yeah, that's the stuff.
Window Bruv: Safe.
Yeah, safe G. Safe G.
by thelagfag August 10, 2021
by @hotmail.co.uk August 06, 2009
(derogatory) ~ sl.: euphemism for a person of mentally challenged status. Etymology: C20 - Derived from the stereotyped behaviour of mentally challenged people, observed to place their open mouths into prolongued contact with the external windows of public or private transport on which they are seated.
It is offensive and wrong to name a person people who is mentally challenged a 'window licker' or a 'retard'.
by zalzalahbutt November 25, 2006
1. AKA Microsloth Winblows
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
by Malice September 17, 2003
Windows 98 with a new name. Its really slow and crappy and I have to use them at school. They changed the horrible blue screen error with ie.explorer.exe wont work error.
Bill Gates: "This is the brand new version of Windows. Windows ME were ME stands for millenium edition which is Windows 98 with a new name (don't tell anyone).
We at Microsoft the leaders in the problem creators for the problem solvers highly reccomend using ISPs and Hardware which can only match to our supeior, AOL dialup and Microsoft Wireless multimedia keyboard and mouse.
New features in AOL 9.0 is it just will not fucking work more shit then ever.
The Microsoft wireless multimedia keyboard has a automatic wrist rest and keyboard hight adjuster which we gurantee will fit in with your desktop in other words It'll break.
The microsoft wireless multimedia mouse has a random mouse click breaker as well as some batteries are not big enough so I have to use duracell batteries everytime my mouse runs out. Also the grip runs out
We at Microsoft the leaders in the problem creators for the problem solvers highly reccomend using ISPs and Hardware which can only match to our supeior, AOL dialup and Microsoft Wireless multimedia keyboard and mouse.
New features in AOL 9.0 is it just will not fucking work more shit then ever.
The Microsoft wireless multimedia keyboard has a automatic wrist rest and keyboard hight adjuster which we gurantee will fit in with your desktop in other words It'll break.
The microsoft wireless multimedia mouse has a random mouse click breaker as well as some batteries are not big enough so I have to use duracell batteries everytime my mouse runs out. Also the grip runs out
by Marc August 02, 2004
by mccarthy79 July 06, 2010
by ExKay August 09, 2003