Vag smack

A quick smack to the vagina with the tips or knuckles of your fingers, much like the nut tap...

"This girl was messing with me, and I didn't want to get my make up messed up, so I vag smacked her"

by KANT D3Ni June 16, 2016

Vag-Gag

A female who has slept with multiple partners, who's vaginal area has become something to avoid at all costs.

1) You're a such a "vag-gag", you sleep with anything that walks.

2) That "vag-gag" is a walking STD.

by Centrifuge21 February 20, 2012

vag span

the width between the lips of the vagina. often found to be greater, the older and more experienced the woman is.

marc: "hey do you want to come round and play AoE2 tonight?"

callum: "nah, i'm busy pounding your mom"

marc: "mind if i join you?"

callum: "not at all, there's more than enough room, your mom has a mighty vag span."

marc: "yeah well she is a dirty whore."

by staygold47 April 15, 2010

Vag-ek

Someone who bitches about or think's they're entitled to a spot or item open to the public

Saw that "vag-ek" from the comment section today, sounds like a complete bitch.

by smoothy berries May 25, 2021

trench vag

A vag that is so deep you can stand up and walk around inside

That girl has such a trench vag.

by Dhdgdhdf May 3, 2018

Vag Rag

Used to describe someone that's only real purpose in life is to soak up liquids from the same hole their mother came from

"Ronnie Hearn pretty much rammed her vagina down their mouth. She's such a Vag Rag"

by Mike literous March 2, 2014

Smug vag

If you say that a woman is smug, you are criticizing the fact they seem very pleased with how good, clever, or lucky they are. Just like smug dick is used for men, Smug vag should be used for women.

Sejal is such a Smug vag that she could solve some wordles in seconds while most take a few minutes.

by spsid13 February 1, 2022