A school test (almost always a science test, but can refer to random/miscellaneous crap found in pseudo science textbooks). The leading cause of death among junior high school students after extreme humiliation and stress.
"Dude, the new kid's in a coma."
"Was it the fact that he got pantsed during the Honour Roll ceremony, or did he have a Chou test?
"Was it the fact that he got pantsed during the Honour Roll ceremony, or did he have a Chou test?
by the stalker behind you April 13, 2009

The Toonie Test is taken by putting a Canadian $2 coin (or approximately similar sized coin) over one's areola and sending a live photo of this to a test giver. This test was formulated in kik groups as both a verification tool and to test one's sense of humor/to weed out bitch niggas. The test must be run by an approved and trained test giver to have any valid or accurate results.
Person 1: yo have you toonie tested yet?
Person 2: yeah! I sent my photo in to the designated test giver and I passed!
Person 1: wicked sick bro
Person 2: yeah! I sent my photo in to the designated test giver and I passed!
Person 1: wicked sick bro
by Paddy Poletsky August 7, 2019

Forgetting all of the questions on a test right after you've taken it. Can be seriously annoying to test crammers hoping to get a preview for the questions/subjects covered on the exam.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what was on the math test today? I'm taking it next hour."
Guy 2: "I dunno, I'm suffering from some serious test amnesia..."
Guy 1: "C'mon, not even one question?"
Guy 2: "Nah man my brain is numb... I think I just need a blunt and a nap."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's finals for you."
Guy 2: "I dunno, I'm suffering from some serious test amnesia..."
Guy 1: "C'mon, not even one question?"
Guy 2: "Nah man my brain is numb... I think I just need a blunt and a nap."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's finals for you."
by greeneggsandweed January 16, 2013

Post Nut Clarity test: To make a decision; especially one regarding sex or romance after reaching orgasm, Using enhanced thinking skills and lack of horny bias to make a decision.
Before figuring out if hewanted to go out with Sarah or Jessica. Brian performed a P.N.C. test where he concluded that even though Sarah is hotter, Jessica has a lot more potential for a long-term relationship.
by TheBlackestRaven April 24, 2023

You have to fuck your homies with socks on and kiss them goodnight platonically to prove you ain't gay. It can also be done to prove if you're straight or not, gender of the participants is irrelevant, although usually male.
by The dripster April 2, 2022

The cloths you put on for school when you know the day will be full of tests.
Usually sweatpants and a hoodie; Not very fashionable yet very comfortable.
Usually sweatpants and a hoodie; Not very fashionable yet very comfortable.
by Karsen October 16, 2017

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.
My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!
...she divorced me anyway.
...she divorced me anyway.
by RadAF September 20, 2019
