The Tards

A gigantic family of awesome people.

Man they're so The Tards!

by TardMommy. November 7, 2010

the taste of awesome

a delicious food that tastes like awesome.

These vanilla cupcake goldfish are literally the taste of awesome!

by cupcakes137 June 17, 2012

The Taylor

The move in dating in where the man proceeds to cum in his pants on command

Dis bitch did the taylor for the seventh time today. (person two) But dude it's no nut November ! (person one) *cums his pants* (person two) not u too man *cums his pants*.

by Suck your farther figure November 7, 2018

The Table

An area where you can make tik toks and listen to Post Malone.

Anyone can visit The Table.

by yellowmamba69 October 30, 2019

Ducking the tape

One trying to be a hero and look like they don't do the same thing there bitching about to the person to who is doing

Molly says hey want to smoke some weed

Jeffrey says sure i want to get high

10 mins later Molly feels she needs to voice her mouth to say Jeffrey u shouldn't be smoking weed u have a problem

Jeffery says why are you ducking the tape it's not cool to duck the tape

by Sweet Silly sugar June 23, 2013

Get the tacos out!

An exclamation, said when something unusual is happening and you're not sure whether you should celebrate it or change the subject, so you cover both bases.

J: "I'm going to swing by my ex-girlfriend's house tomorrow morning."
K: "Get the tacos out!"

by Jorge de San Francisco May 1, 2015

takes away from the table

Somebody you know who is so worthless that the maintenance of their acquaintance cannot possibly be justified.

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.

<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008