Melting Swedish fish into a liquid than use it as a lubricant than after fucking the woman/man eating out the rest of the Swedish fish out of the ass or vagina.
by ender696969 August 16, 2009
Sexual use of a cucumber or other vegetable on your partner, coupled with the subsequent feeding of said vegetable to a friend or ex.
by Paul Nicholas April 24, 2007
Where two man stand across for each other grabbing ahold of there own penis with one hand, using there other hand to grab the forearm of their partner, they jerk them off by pulling and pushing the forearm.
by ..... . February 14, 2014
The act of a male with a large cock who while fucking a chick doggy style, blows his wad into his magnum condom, then takes it off and pulls it over her head.
by Brown Squared January 06, 2010
A sexual activity invented by the Swedes. The Bass Fetish involves shoving an entire bass guitar up a goats rectum. Occasionally it is possible to also cram an amp in there.
by iamalex April 28, 2009
While giving a girl a rim job, she shits all over your face. Spike with laxative to force a Swedish Meatball Dinner
by Korky Butchev January 28, 2010
Someone who has weird obsession with ABBA music....Swedish Daddy, Ruler of all Dorks. Super dorky but some how managed to pull a COOL,sexy,clever,hilarious, and adorable spoiled brat as his Girlfriend.
Daddy:Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight. wont somebody help me chase the shadows awaaaaaay!!!
Baby: OH HAIL SWEDISH KING Dork!!
Daddy: WHOH WHOH WHOH WATERLOO!!
Baby: Swedish king Dork.....YOU ARE THE MAN!
Baby: OH HAIL SWEDISH KING Dork!!
Daddy: WHOH WHOH WHOH WATERLOO!!
Baby: Swedish king Dork.....YOU ARE THE MAN!
by Qu33n Dork March 03, 2009