Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.

Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!

by The J-Mann August 7, 2024

Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.

Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!

by The J-Mann August 7, 2024

Casket slapper

A funeral except a really wild one with karaoke

Matt: Guys, when it’s my time to go, I want you to have a great time, make it really memorable. Goddamn it I want a real casket slapper!

Jay: like with karaoke?

Pob: don’t worry bro, I promise you it will be a real casket slapped

by Pobby Weirdo March 26, 2025

Slapper

The description for a beefy as fuck song that goes hard.

Someone plays Mr. Postman by Cragga: Tony:"Ohh shit! This song is a SLAPPER!"
Rodriguez:"YEAH U RIGHT!"

by Mr. Simone May 21, 2025

Stick Slapper

A term used to represent when something is really funny. Usually followed by a slap of the dick

yo Gurt that joke was a stick slapper ngl.

by gurt sucker39 May 30, 2025

slapper

a slag who shags everyone that walks

your is a slapper mom

by sdnfsdnfsnfsnf May 21, 2024

Slappers

Shlaaag a total absolute slaag

I went to the Stratford footasylum and the worker was a slappers wid glowy skin always in the back room wid an Asian following her

by Amha February 17, 2024