Day Shift Hero

Someone scheduled to work the first shift during standard daylight working hours at a three shift workplace who constantly complains and calls off. The individual may or may not suffer from an illogical persecution complex despite having the primary benefits of the three shift system tailored to his/her shift.

Bob called off again because he thinks working 9-5 is so hard. What a Day Shift Hero.

by Corporal America March 22, 2020

Control Shift QQ

Crossing off all tabs

If you Ctrl Shift QQ your boss computer,he'll fire you and you will say hahahahahahahaha
If he Ctrl Shift QQ your computer,he'll say that control , shift and q are too close together and you will say shift.

Hahahaha Control Shift QQ your computer

by Aurelius Tan is a f w/ no face February 3, 2018

6 hour shift

The act of adjusting a south facing and utterly uncomfortable boner into your waistband.

"You'd better do a 6 hour shift before you present your powerpoint."

by middlenameskip June 26, 2012

National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

shift some units

Slingin some hardcore drugs. Any bloke you see wearing his speedies outside centerlink with a bumbag hanging over his puffed out chest is sure to be

Hey bro want to go chase some gangas tomorrow arvo?

Cant bruz, rent is due, gotta go shift some units

by dingas4lyf August 5, 2016

control shift h

oh hell weve all used this combo the holy shortcut sent by god himself and used only by the non incognito user

welp just busted a nut control shift h

by kakashi is lord April 27, 2021

Stick Shift Mood

Your mood takes a jurrastic change from happy to the next minute depressed.

Kinda like alot of teenage women now a day's.

(hence how a stick shift in a car changes every couple of seconds, well this is the same thing, but with your mood)

"Jane is in quite a stick shift mood, one minute depressed and the following she seems to be frolicking with excitement."

"Yeah dude, what a fuckin' weird-o!"

by Sadowha May 21, 2009