It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.
Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
by HelplessButter October 29, 2019
Get the Rocky Road Headmug. rocky is a kinez looking mf who needs to get hit by a truck . he can’t speak english at all. drives a audi and ain’t know it had wifi that’s how slow he is .
by dinohater123 September 9, 2021
Get the Rockymug. by YasssKween May 20, 2022
Get the Rockymug. A dog from paw patrol
by Harry Potter fan same person February 12, 2022
Get the Rockymug. rockie is a self centered rodent. rockie is a very stupid idiotic person, but in all seriousness, can be a great supportive person. rockie fails all their classes, but is a great fighter and is the best at arguing. oh and you can’t forget their small penis
by urgaynohomogayness May 14, 2022
Get the rockiemug. Someone who is sexually explorative and adventurous, likes to engage in new experiences, likes it rough, choked, bdsm, anal, toys, all the things. Just like the ice cream, it's not boring or plain in anyway.
by J Bird October 31, 2021
Get the Rocky Roadmug. When Partner 1 force feeds Partner 2 enough moonshine for them to pass out, then Partner 1 inserts Partner 2’s smart phone into Partner 2’s ass while recording. The footage is then uploaded to Partner 2’s social media.
“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”
by ShaftCraft43 March 4, 2021
Get the Rocky Mountain Colonoscopymug.