pope tard

a word used between clergymen to infer that they are the biggest retatd in their profession

"Father Carmine is a pope tard"

by Davey Boy Jenks April 10, 2010

pope mimond

1. The primary object of interest of a small group of criminals working for Gumball Inc.

2. One of the largest and rarest uncut diamonds in the entire world. A precious gem of exceedingly high value.

3. A former resident of the Museum of Natural History at the Smithsonian Instiution of Washington, DC.

1. One day, the pope mimond will finally be ours!

2. That's not that big. Why do they put it in this stupid case with all these smudges on the glass?

3. Pope Mimond? I've been working here for 20 years and have never heard of such a thing. I'm sorry, you must be mistaken. My name, you ask? Uh, you can call me...Mr. Gideon.

by booshmaster June 17, 2003

Pope Joan

To have a computer that is perpetually inferior to a legger

Goatl, wanted to update his PC because it was always one step behind Legger's. He is such a Pope Joan

by Leggnog May 08, 2020

fax the pope

Jacking off

Bro, this girl gave me blue balls so I had to fax the pope

by Shockher July 07, 2017

Picker Pope

A holy man dressed in the finest clothing who calculates the perfect card for the perfect moment.

In our new game called, "UR-BANNED DIC-TIONARY", we have a player who claims the role as Picker Pope (trademark pending).

by Bearly Making It Mercer. Inc October 16, 2022

pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.

Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!

by WellDefined R Us April 10, 2017

pap-the-pope

when papping is so easy you got all the pope's worth

That's a total pap-the-pope deal, you should totally act on it.

by Onder wonder November 29, 2021