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fart noises

person1: hey how are you today?
person2: *fart noises*
by reeseypoopie March 29, 2023
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upset dinosaur noise

1) A sound of anguish made when embarrassed by friends.
2) A sound made when there is nothing else to say.
3) Quickest way out of an uncomfortable question
1) Julia: So Irene, I hear you have afriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind.

Irene: *upset dinosaur noise*

Julia: So you do like him!

Irene: *upset dinosaur noise*

2) When Isabelle asked Yagmur how he did on Nolan's test, he responded with an upset dinosaur noise.

3) Mother: Margaret, are you and Dylan having sex?

Margaret: *upset dinosaur noise*

Mother: Answer my question Margaret.
by bluelagoonlampoon December 2, 2013
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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025
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music or noise

A game that clearly identifies the boundaries between generations and is best played on a road trip or at the retirement home, music or noise involves a broad selection of music and an audience of people that are older than you (parents or grandparents are the best participants). As you and your friends go through the selection of music, ask the old folks whether the songs they hear are 'music' or 'noise' based on THEIR definition of what music is. There is no real objective to the game except to laugh at their reactions when they hear today's popular 'music' (rap and dubstep get the best results). It ends when they get tired of listening to 'noise'. But be sure to include songs that they would know from their good ol' days.
Dave: Ok grandpa, music or noise?

(plays Elvis, and then the Beatles)

Grandpa: Music, music.

Dave: How about now?

(plays rap, and then dub step)

Grandpa: NOISE!!
by Bryan Tibbs April 12, 2014
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turkey noise

The sound of a blowjob or oral sex like the sound of a turkey “gobble-gobble”
P1: “bro what was happening in your room”
P2: “yeah there was a bunch of turkey noise”
P3: “don’t worry, it was just my girlfriend
by Miles paralysis 1610 March 31, 2024
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White noise

The only YouTube video you can watch repeatedly for 10 hours without getting bored.
What are your interests and hobbies?
Uhh, I listen to white noise.
by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024
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second-generation noise

Refers to a giggly "imitation" racket dat a small child gleefully makes after hearing a grownup undertake a jarringly-loud activity, such as hammering, drilling, sawing, filing, etc.
Classic examples of "second-generation noise" would be if a youngster watches his parent or a visiting neighbor driving nails and then starts happily yodeling, "Bam-bam-bam-bam!" while pounding his fist on anything within reach around the house, or hollers, "ZzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw..." (accompanied by vigorous back-and-forth motions with his forearm against various objects) after he witnesses someone raspingly slicing up boards or plywood with a crosscut saw.
by QuacksO March 14, 2022
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