Blue nest

A blue nest is always necessary when entering a new porta potty. It is a group of neatly stacked layer of toilet paper on the blue surface. This nest is a place to aim your shit. Without one you might get splash back and a blue ass.

It was a new porta potty. I had to build a blue nest for safety.

by DVMaximus August 24, 2016

Birds Nest

When you stretch ur nutsack out into a bowl and let your pecker otherwise known as the bird dip it’s nose in the nest.

In the shower I gathered up water with my birds nest .

by PringleHULK May 20, 2022

death nest

Depressed and loneliness driven act where one buys new bedding and creates an impenetrable comfort zone in which to relinquish and surrender to the battle.

The fuck outta my death nest, interloper!

by Mciver83 March 31, 2021

Birds Nest

The hair surrounding your butt-hole that when grown out completely can become tangled and resemble a birds nest.

I shaved my birds nest last night, it itches so bad.

by t_bagz July 21, 2011

Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010

Birds nest

A guy who has so much pubic hair that his penis looks small

Alex cut back on his birds nest before his big date so he would not look so small.

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.

Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.

by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025