ya mum

A hilarious insult that me and my friends say constantly, people say that there is no come back but there is.

timmy-u stink
me-ya mum stinks
timmy-ya mums dad stinks
me-ya mums dads family stinks
timmy-ya mums dads familys face stinks
me-your mums dads familys faces mum stinks

and so on

by PF2111 November 23, 2007

ya mum

where my dick lives

also where all my friends dicks live

'Dude, Where were you last night?'
'Ya Mum!'

by lickingofballs November 04, 2007

Kai's mum

Kai's mum- A rather raunchy lady, she absolutely loves cock and if you ever talk to her there's no doubt her mouth will be filled with fat knob.

Scott: Hey, Kai's mum
Kai's mum: *choke* *choke*
Scott: Ahh, she's sucking dick, I'll come back later

by mongoloid69 November 19, 2015

mum proof

A way of talking so that your mum doesn't know what you're on about.

Bwoi: "Yo momma, me is goin' down St John's wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day."
Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?"
Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!"

by Lord Ass June 23, 2005

your-mum

a phrase used by skallywags to cheek anyone about anything

ye wicked bo!, my cars is bad boy racer action on the 7, not like yours, yours is like YOUR-MUM!!

by jef April 23, 2004

ya mum

gay bastard on a bridge

Ya mum

by ya mumnation October 27, 2003

your mum

an insult targeted towards another persons mother.

idiot: insert insult here
other idiot: YOUR MUM!!

by Joey June 13, 2003