Jim's glove box

Slang for the human anus also known as the chocolate starfish or the prision wallet.

I was having sex when she reached around and stuck her finger right into Jim's glove box. Wildest shit I have ever experienced.

by Dr Dusty Whiskey February 21, 2025

double glove

In medicine, a way of warning a fellow coworker that a patients bodily fluids are positive for a blood-borne disease.

Me: Hey Venesa, could you start an IV on my patient in room 5226?

Venesa: Sure!

Me: Make sure you double glove, he’s got The HIV.

by gazellien February 28, 2019

buckets and gloves

1. Protective equipment used when boxing for fun (usually a hockey helmet and boxing gloves)
2. Boxing with a friend (usually while drunk)

Let's put on the buckets and gloves and go for round two.

Hold my beer while I drop him in buckets and gloves

by sixtynineman May 20, 2018

Jelly Glove

When you take a latex/rubber glove, cover it in jelly, and shove it up someones ass.

Hey Tom, shut the hell up or ill Jelly Glove you.

by ThaOtherGuy December 21, 2010

two rub glove

A girl who cums really quickly, comparable to a two pump chump.

This girl I was with last night came so quickly, totally a two rub glove.

by auroraxborealis October 04, 2017

burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.

“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.

by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020

Linda Glove

Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.

Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!

Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!

by Miritsu May 03, 2024