by TruFacesWillCome September 28, 2011

A way of asking someone when the last time they fapped was without straight out asking when the last time they fapped was. Usually used in a safe for work environment towards people you don't know. It is considered more polite.
Customer: So, how's the Fap Dragon?
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!
by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

by issaru0 February 8, 2009

by TheFatFapper May 8, 2014

by hitlerskittycat61 May 11, 2018

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"
by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014

Hey what did you do last night? "Fat Fapping" you mean when you stare at your arm while you masterbate? Yupp.
by remarcnoremac November 10, 2010
