English Blumpki

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.
"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."
by Shpoofy August 05, 2021
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Anonymous English

The form of English that members of Anonymous use. Nobody can tell whether they are using it to try and be cryptic, or if they just have a collective lack of grammar.
Anonymous Gangsta: The legion will rise to not slay the the beast that doesn't exist! We will air the waves with fire and a storm will come to blow the dogs and cats away!

Friend: Can you translate that from Anonymous English?

Anonymous Gangsta: I pity the dog of the unwise who cannot see the truth behind the shallow lies of the tongue of the wicked.

Friend: ...Okay then...
by NutHouse264 July 12, 2013
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Great Englishing

A sarcastic way of saying you can’t speak English well.
Richard “I went and to see the movie yesterday.”

VanessaGreat englishing.”
by Fizzwizz2410 April 18, 2019
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Broken english

Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.
Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)
by cpetkunas May 21, 2023
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english siege

to eliminate your enemy by slowly cutting off his bloodline through breeding out their family or culture. often put into practice by use of prima nocta.
In Braveheart, the English king attempted an english siege upon the Scots.
by Mike Loree December 11, 2008
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Franklin English

A small dicked whiner who not only pulls no hoes but also brags to his friends about talking to sex bots
Yunno you are sounding a lot like this loser I know called Franklin English
by Franklin English July 04, 2022
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