Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER
by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021
Get the Dog mug.a furry friend that will always be there for you :D
no one: r u coming to the movie today?
me: no, sorry I made plans with my family today...
no one: oh ok
me: heh me and my dog family
no one: r u coming to the movie today?
me: no, sorry I made plans with my family today...
no one: oh ok
me: heh me and my dog family
by .missgirlwentmissing. May 20, 2021
Get the Dog mug.Joe: *sees Instagram post with a dog and is then wondering what the dog is doing*
Also joe: *comments on the post* "what da dog doin?"
Also joe: *comments on the post* "what da dog doin?"
by Torna bock July 3, 2021
Get the Dog mug.not cat
by uhwhatthehell February 10, 2018
Get the dog mug.Your best fuzzy beautiful companion. Known to hate cats, but- no. They don't all hate cats. bootiful little guys
by hOi!! i'M just bored ᓚᘏᗢ May 24, 2021
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