Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Dog

a furry friend that will always be there for you :D

no one: r u coming to the movie today?
me: no, sorry I made plans with my family today...
no one: oh ok
me: heh me and my dog family

doggo

by .missgirlwentmissing. May 20, 2021

Dog

Don't you dare say it guys, don't say it. Shit I have to do it then...

What da dog doin?

Joe: *sees Instagram post with a dog and is then wondering what the dog is doing*
Also joe: *comments on the post* "what da dog doin?"

by Torna bock July 3, 2021

dog

yummy

i eat dog

by black enslaver 69 December 10, 2019

dog

not cat

1) I like dogs
2) dogs are better then cats
3) this dog saved my life

yay

by uhwhatthehell February 10, 2018

Dog

Your best fuzzy beautiful companion. Known to hate cats, but- no. They don't all hate cats. bootiful little guys

...Dog = adorable little gud bois

by hOi!! i'M just bored ᓚᘏᗢ May 24, 2021

Dog

A cute little puppy that is now your bestie

A dog is a man's best friend.

by Solem's Golden Fork June 12, 2018