Brick Monster

n. A brick in a brick-sidewalk that is slightly unlevel with those around it, often causing unexpecting (and often innebriated) individuals to trip over it.

Johnny: Dude, where did you get that scar on your face?
Kenny: I tripped on a brick monster in the quad stumbling back from the bar last night and hit my face on a rock.

by Nidira March 20, 2009

Brick Mode

A person who sits with one air pod in and doesn’t talk to anyone and just goes on tik tok.
To be one with a brick

Matthew was in brick mode today

by Exercise ball November 5, 2021

Colorado brick

When you shit out of an upper floor window or balcony and the shit freezes before it hits the ground.

Dude, I landed a Colorado Brick on that BMW in front of the hotel.

by kcpilot June 10, 2016

brick necklace

When somebody is trying to ask you a question, or explain something way too vaguely and you have no clue what they're talking about.

Something that somebody says, and you do not understand the meaning. A situation in which it is not your fault that you do not understand, due to their lack of explaining themselves properly or your lack of knowledge on the subject.

That is a brick necklace, I have no clue what you're talking about.

by Osmotic December 3, 2017

brick artist

a person whose medium of expression is building bricks, such as but not limited to Lego.

"My name is Jeffrey Kong, and I'm a brick artist from Singapore."

by webbedfingers12 February 20, 2018

Bowel Brick

A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.

I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Bricks or Muffins

Also known as Emmel Vor, Brickz wah Muffinz or Stones or Cookies.

This game can result in serious injury please do not attempt to play it, some people might not find it funny yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, it is where you get bricks and muffins, walk up to some random and ask what they want thrown at them.

It always results in the person getting pelted with brickz.

A game of brickz wah muffinz:

B or M players: BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ??

Randomer: WTF

B or M player: What do you want thrown at your nut, BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ?

Randomer: MUFFINS!!

B or M: I can't hear you? Bricks or muffins?

Randomer: Muffins

B or M: What? Bricks?

Randomer: No, muffins.

B or M: Hearin ya loud and clear jm, every1 seems to choose bricks these days!

(Randomer gets pelted with bricks.)

Randomer: Ang.

(Group eat muffins)

by KatnuttKATASTROPHE January 4, 2009