breakfast joke

The most important joke of the day. If you dont laugh at it, you'll get sleepy around 11:30.

Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tired, its only noon.

Me: Yeah, thats cause I told a breakfast joke and you didnt laugh at it.

by Armthehobos June 16, 2007

breakfast swamp

The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.

I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.

by Beneficiary September 19, 2007

breakfast meeting

When you meet a girl out at night and you have to have breakfast with her in hopes of learning her name.

I was so gone I had to have a breakfast meeting just to remember her name.

by nsh1212 March 14, 2008

English Breakfast

When a British girl gives you a blowjob --- she sucks your sausage and beans (cock and balls).

"That burd Moira gave me an English breakfast"
"She made you breakfast in bed?"
"No, ya wanker! She sucked my willy!"

by LVW October 06, 2019

breakfast cereal

A slang term for a rave/date rape drug, such as ketamine or sometimes ecstasy or methamphetamine or other hallucinogenics

Tony: Let's go to the rave.
Kelly: So we can have some ravers or breakfast cereal?

Bob: I'm hallucinating
Andrea: Did you have breakfast cereal?

Wendy: Whoa, dude, let's dance.
Wanda: Here, take this pill, its just breakfast ceral
Wendy: *spins around and thinks ceiling is a giant bowl*

by Rufie2003 June 24, 2010

Floridian Breakfast

The typical breakfast of your average inhabitant of the state of Florida. Usually consisting of a combination marijuana/tobacco joint or cigarette and a glass of Florida Orange Juice.

Ain't nothing better than a Floridian breakfast after a hard night of partyin' doe.

by Raschkor February 13, 2012

instant breakfast

A blow-job first thing in the morning.

I woke up this morning and gave my girlfriend an instant breakfast.

by nahead24 January 23, 2010