A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.
Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."
by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022
Get the Weak-beardmug. Hym "And we're not going to need farmers once the robotics catches up with the AI I literally created. So, the 'strong men' have been rendered obsolete by the weak men. You are what you are now. Retarded pretenders mashing your genitals together and nothing more."
by Hym Iam December 26, 2024
Get the Weak menmug. by jjthenumber1bugsnaxfan May 28, 2023
Get the Weak and Patheticmug. by the random. June 25, 2025
Get the painis weaknessmug. Someone who has no testosterone and is just a dirty dog, who is always shit at everything he does has no mates but thinks his a sick cunt but really his just fucked..
Spenc: ay bro why do you always have be so fucking annoying you cunt
Tom: what bro wasn't even me braow
Spenc: fuck off you "weak dog" everyone knows your a fuckin piece of shit you haven't pumped a weight in your life your as tight as a jew and your just a fucking annoying cunt
Tom: fuck off man "hey scotty there picking on me".
Spenc: ahahah now theres 2 weak dogs fuckin shit knts
Tom: what bro wasn't even me braow
Spenc: fuck off you "weak dog" everyone knows your a fuckin piece of shit you haven't pumped a weight in your life your as tight as a jew and your just a fucking annoying cunt
Tom: fuck off man "hey scotty there picking on me".
Spenc: ahahah now theres 2 weak dogs fuckin shit knts
by Winsumlosesum September 26, 2017
Get the Weak dogmug. 
A sexual act when a man places his folded flaccid penis into a woman's vagina which causes an erection.
by Cre8er March 14, 2016
Get the weak stevenmug.