Twitter Novel

A message or anecdote that spans several successive tweets, each individual tweet akin to a page of a book.

A bitch to read, and even more so to type out, especially if its an @reply

A: Did you just see that Twitter Novel from Mark? That thing was like 5-6 tweets long!
B: Yeah, what's the point with this stupid 140 character shit anyway?

by Robomonkey April 11, 2009

Twitter Mouth

Taken from the social networking site, Twitter, twitter mouth describes someone who constantly has to update anyone who is listening, whether they care or not, on everything that's going on in their life/what they're currently doing down to the second. They never shut up.

She's always telling everyone what she's thinking, who she's texting, when she's going to eat, where she's going tonight. She's such a twitter mouth.

by i-zilla March 6, 2009

14 year old twitter girl

A 14 year old twitter girl is a fatherless girl who claims to have 5 mental illnesses and is pan sexual and non binary and thinks terms such as “hog rider” are offensive without a knowledge of the meaning of said term. the twitter girl also usually has hair the resembles a blue raspberry icee in the shape of a dog turd

Shut up your a 14 year old twitter girl cereal is a soup you piece of shit

by I love your mom she is so fuct July 6, 2022

Twitter

A site where you think people care, when they're really laughing at how pathetic you look.

A Twitter: I'm watching TV!!!!!!!!!

A person who cares for some reason: Cool!!!!

A person who has a life: Wtf? I don't give a shit!

A Twitter: I'm taking a shit!

A person who cares for some reason: Oh my god!!!!

A person who has a life: ........

by General Radec August 10, 2009

Twitter

A social networking site that deals with simply status updates. Instead of friends you have "followers" and you can follow people as well

www.twitter.com

"I'm following Barack Obama on twitter."

by Katy May February 12, 2009

Milken tittes

Titties so big and so bouncey and so perfectley round you think the girl is pregnant and has her tits filled with milkhence the name ¨Milken Tittes¨. Other words would probably be jugs and or Melons for they have to be a large C are my favorite D cup .

¨Oh my god look at her Milken tittes, those shits can end world hunger¨

by Julz V. September 27, 2005

Twitter Blasted

Twitter Blasted is when multiple people bitch you out for your last Tweet.

Lemons: Jacking off to the new Deftones vid.

Bailey: @Lemons Deftones suck.

Berserker: @Bailey 0/10 troll harder

Meg: @Bailey your face sucks.

Lemons: @Bailey Go listen to your hardcore hanson bands.

Lemons: @Bailey And bake me a cake.

Bailey: Just got twitter blasted my Some of HG and an HG groupie...Damn

by ZROKMIKZI April 12, 2010