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testicula

to tell someone that you just had sex
dude,i had a testicula today
by antoan June 1, 2007
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Testicular Rape

occurs when a person believes he or she is prepared for a test, but when he or she actually sees it, the test becomes impossible
"I thought the chemistry test was going to be easy, but instead! it was testicular rape!"
by potatoeseverywhere January 21, 2010
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testicle

Robin is still looking for his testicle
by me October 14, 2003
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testicle

Let me have a lick of your testicle!
by mrsp January 19, 2004
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Testicleses

Testicleses , was a Greek god and hero to many, but awesome to all.
In fact he was so awesome he once found Nemo and saved the little bitch from drowning in a matter of 2 weeks. His family included his mother, Athena, his father, Jason Bourne, his brother, god, his sister, Cthulu, and his wife, that chicken from the garden of eden, and his two sons, Randy Orton, and the Trix rabbit, and finally his pet rhinoceros, billy.
In legend it is said that whoever pissed testicleses off would face the Rath of Billy's horn, in simplified terms you'do get ass raped by a rhino's horn.
Testicles lived a long live but was murdered by his son Randy Orton, he taught Randy the RKO but Randy used it against him in WWE raw because why the hell not?
He saved nemo, dory, he fixed the mad hatter, and kicked many cock juggling thunder cunt's balls. That's about it.
Testicleses is the Greek god of testicles
by The inner enigma August 1, 2017
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Testicular Octortion

When your testicles gets twisted 8 times while still in your sack
"Sorry Mrs.Grendle, your husbands scrodum has suffered a severe case of testicular octortion..youre going to jail!!!"
by Helmet Youngsheiffer March 17, 2010
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Testicular Starvation

When you havent had sex in a very long time and your testicles start to shrink.
Honey what happened to your balls?" " oh im suffering from Testicular Starvation.
by Wiseco February 19, 2011
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