alpha test

Testing a site, or game before it is released

Me: Did you hear? im alpha testing this game!
Friend: Omg no way, no fair that you get to test that game

by blocksterr April 11, 2017

the zain test

The Zain Test, locally originated in Durban, South Africa in the early 2000's by a group of school kids. Named after one of the guys in the group. It is the test of fidelity and loyalty of a guy's female partner.

Traditionally, a guy would ask another guy (The Zain of his friends), ie: the most charming or persuasive and successful in seducing women, to test his Girlfriend to see how faithful she is to said guy.

It has evolved since then and can also be a test to measure the promiscuity of a woman.

Lets give Angela The Zain Test

by CatStevensEvens March 8, 2017

polygrip test

What Butt-Head of TV's Beavis and Butt-Head calls a polygraph test aka. a lie detector test in the episode, "Liar! Liar!"

{Beavis}: What are they going to do to us?
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.

by Telephony April 24, 2020

bdnf test

a test to tell if someone is a telepathy or telekinesis

he took the bdnf test to see if he could in fact move things or if his house was just haunted

by atomic108 October 14, 2020

test amnesia

Forgetting all of the questions on a test right after you've taken it. Can be seriously annoying to test crammers hoping to get a preview for the questions/subjects covered on the exam.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what was on the math test today? I'm taking it next hour."
Guy 2: "I dunno, I'm suffering from some serious test amnesia..."
Guy 1: "C'mon, not even one question?"
Guy 2: "Nah man my brain is numb... I think I just need a blunt and a nap."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's finals for you."

by greeneggsandweed January 16, 2013

AT Mohawk Test

The name of the test used when performing the AT Reverse Munchkins to test if your head is tilted at an angle to avoid being in front of the anus. Powder is put on top of anus to test. If she farts and you avoid all the powder, then you're tilted at the perfect angle, but if the fart leaves a mohawk of powder in your head then you need repositioning.

I did the AT Mohawk Test before doing the AT Reverse Munchkins on her to test if I had the perfect angle.

by Fresh_Boy_123 October 30, 2011

permit test

The biggest piece of shit known to man

Hey man I failed the permit test again

by Totally real person February 9, 2023