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"Ringwood Tree Topper"

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.
Miguel enjoyed the "Ringwood Tree Topper" when Jennifer ate too many tacos.
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temperamentality

Avoid temperamentality.
by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009
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tupperware

It Shows a good or excellent thing that is always good and and can also be used as a greeting.
Dude thats so tupperware or Hey whats tupperware
by no-one you shall ever know April 13, 2004
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Tipper

A man who enjoys Tipping his penis off another mans penis or another 'Tippers' for sexual pleasure !
Sean enjoys tipping with any man in sight ! Hence hes a tipper !

Sean enjoys victimising his friends, once victimised they are called 'tipping victims' ! These include Steve, Rob and Eoin.
by Deuce Bigalo......male jigalo January 28, 2008
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Temperoids

The president meeting a combo move of Osiris's phalice and a Temperance Angel.
I can smell the flare up of your temperoids from here.
by 1 J. June 28, 2018
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Houdini Cow tipper

At the end of a standard Houdini tip the heavy set woman over and yell MOO!!!
"So i hear Micheal Anthony Bonilla pulled a Houdini Cow tipper on some bitch last night" "dude he crashed at my house last night" "well your mom does qualify"
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teeper

a super awkward person who talks way too much. they sometimes laugh at stupid things and probably wear plaid and drink iced coffee. they’re really easy to talk to and they are extremely funny. they take pride in what they believe in and normally identify as christian, the type of person who could play piano or sing. but they probably wet the bed
that dude is a teeper
haha right

yeah he’s nice
by Fun.kid October 21, 2019
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