Smelling n telling

The person who blabs on you for shitting yourself next to others who didn't know.

Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough

by SilkenKnight36 March 25, 2019

Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."

by Frankster420 October 7, 2019

telled

Kennedy is a bitch

He telled himself he's a bitch

by Kensabitch September 14, 2017

Tell Tale'd

Verb; To chop up and stick underneath the floorboards of a house or other building.

A reference to Edgar Allen Poe's "Tell Tale Heart," where the protagonist chops a person up and buries them underneath the floorboards.

Buddy: I'm not to sure about Mike, the new guy in accounting. He looks like the kind of guy who Tell Tale'd **at least** five hookers.

by Giovanni Mann November 14, 2017

What I tell you

When you prove a dumb nigga wrong or you say you gonna do it and you did it

Guy1: yo these curls been getting me hoes
Guy2: No they don’t it make you lame
Guy1: bet if I get that girls insta
Guy2: ok bet
*walks up to the baddies asks for they insta and gets it*
Guy1: what I tell you dumb nigga dem curls make me fine

by cxrlyyboricua October 21, 2020

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020

you can’t tell me what to do

owned by landry purvis

you can’t tell me what to do

by landry January 9, 2021