A dump of a town in the English county of Wiltshire founded by the Great Weston Railway in 1830. renowned for it's lack of good coffee, good football or good anything.
Swindon is as Swindon does.
by black flag June 2, 2004
Get the Swindon mug.Seeming to have to stemmed from Mexico because it has more cases. And moar cases means MEZCANS! amirite? This will lead to the zombie apocalypse. This is probably Al Gore's biggest fear at the moment because 100 years ago, South Park revealed his distaste for Man-Bear-Pig. Anyways, you're screwed. Watch 28 Days and play Left 4 Dead to prep yaselves.
CDC:"new strain of swine flu includes a human strain, a bird strain, and 2 pig strains of flu all in one."
Al Gore: Man-Bird-Pig Flu is a threat to all society as we know it!
Al Gore: Man-Bird-Pig Flu is a threat to all society as we know it!
by Colonel Krackin April 28, 2009
Get the Swine Flu mug.Person 1: 'Look at Janet, she seems really fired up'.
Perons 2: 'I know. And just a minute ago, she was smiling and happy'.
Person: 'Yeah, she seems to swing really easily'.
Perons 2: 'I know. And just a minute ago, she was smiling and happy'.
Person: 'Yeah, she seems to swing really easily'.
by jmb. April 24, 2010
Get the swing mug.A sexually transmitted disease passed on by pigs around the world, in influenza form. The virus only started appearing because a dirty mexican was sick of raping dogs and experimented on pigs...The influenza is strongest on the actual person that screwed the pig, you wonder why the only deaths are in Mexico...
Dirty mexican to dirty hobo friends - "Hey i just tryed haveing sex with a pig, not only is it more enjoyable but the pig resists less!"
Dirty hobo friends - "Hey sounds like fun lets start a chain mail on it..."
*All die, pandemic starts*
Condoms in Mexico now advertise that it prevents Swine Transmitted Disease...
Dirty hobo friends - "Hey sounds like fun lets start a chain mail on it..."
*All die, pandemic starts*
Condoms in Mexico now advertise that it prevents Swine Transmitted Disease...
by Wing nut 338 (cK) May 2, 2009
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Get the swineflakes mug.A previously unknown berf canal from which homosexuals can give birth, most commonly, to gerbils (one case of a ringing cell phone has been reported).
The Spinxter is located directly behind the taint. Commonly confused with sphincter, brown eye, chocolate starfish or rosebud.
Also spelled as "Speenxter"
The Spinxter is located directly behind the taint. Commonly confused with sphincter, brown eye, chocolate starfish or rosebud.
Also spelled as "Speenxter"
You talked about one man who had a cell phone that had to be removed from his Spinxter ---
Yes, and I stand by my comments. That's what was told to me, that while they were trying to remove it, the phone rang.
Yes, and I stand by my comments. That's what was told to me, that while they were trying to remove it, the phone rang.
by Maggie4NoH8 March 4, 2012
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