Spinxter 

A previously unknown berf canal from which homosexuals can give birth, most commonly, to gerbils (one case of a ringing cell phone has been reported).

The Spinxter is located directly behind the taint. Commonly confused with sphincter, brown eye, chocolate starfish or rosebud.

Also spelled as "Speenxter"

You talked about one man who had a cell phone that had to be removed from his Spinxter ---

Yes, and I stand by my comments. That's what was told to me, that while they were trying to remove it, the phone rang.

Spinxter by Maggie4NoH8 March 4, 2012

Spinsterlicious

Spinsterlicious: adj

o A delicious existence as a happy, unencumbered, unmarried, childfree woman

I live a Spinsterlicious life, no husband, no kids, no headaches!

Spinsterlicious by eleanore w October 18, 2010

Spinter’s third law 

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

Spinter’s third law by Spinter April 7, 2021

Spinster 

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan

I fear Sarah-Jane is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.

Spinster by Kurteos027 September 3, 2013

spinster 

Old unmarried woman. Not necessarily a virgin.

Khold's mother.

spinster by DM January 9, 2004

SPINterest 

another way of saying special interest for autistic people!!
SPIN= SPecial INterest, some people think its fun to spell interest out with it :3

sonic is my SPINterest!

SPINterest by tabsters September 1, 2022

sphinxter 

sphinxter - an amateur Egyptologist who cannot tell his ass from a hole in the ground.

Alternate definition: an outhouse for illiterate Western tourists (locally referred to as "sphinxters") located at the Sphinx in Egypt.

This sphinxter was loudly wandering all around Cairo looking for a bathroom but only found an outhouse near the Sphinx which is also called a "sphinxter" because it meets both qualifications for an outhouse, has an asshole and a hole in the ground.

sphinxter by Word Salad December 15, 2010