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Block Strike 

Block strike is the most dogshit game i've ever fucking saw in my life dogshit players dogshit guns no updates on guns like seriously what the fuck are you guys thinking about and yall mfs still play it
"Player 1: Hey man can you help me on a clan war? please comeback to block strike"

"Player 2: fuck no what the fuck are you thinking block strike is dogshit now
Block Strike by FuckBlockStrike November 18, 2021

Miners on strike 

Named after the industrial action 1984-85 (The Miners Strike) when Britain was brought to it's knees by miners solidarity and the phrase 'One out, all out'.

A particularly agressive bout of diarrhoea that reduces time spent in the toilet by 50%.
Feeling rough today Dougal.
Had a few beers last night and I've got the miners on strike. Excuse me.......got to dash....

Monkey Strike 

A faggy little mod that immature little geeks like to be obsessed with
Monkey Strike by connicncnc August 29, 2003

counter strike 

A game that Spiro and his counter strike buddies are obsessed with, and worship.
counter strike by Anonymous May 30, 2003

Lightning Strike 

When taking a shit on a conventional toilet, and the poo breaks the surface of the water but is still connected to your anus.
They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. But I just had back to back lightning strikes in the shitter.

Counter-Strike Source 

A ghetto ass video game that looks like shit and plays like shit. If you're gonna play a REAL military game download americas army freaks! AND FORGET World of Warcraft too, or better yet get outside and get some fresh air gamers!
Play Americas Army or dont play at all and get some fresh air nerds!