by Bama Self April 14, 2010
when a man ejaculates in a woman's face, followed by punching her in the nose, giving her a nosebleed, then rubbing it all across her face.
by ziggel January 29, 2017
When a girl has been screwed in the butt so many times by a juiced up guy that her butthole looks like a busted straweberry.
by Strawberry beefcake June 27, 2017
A guy fills a girl's vagina with milk during her period and picks her and drinks it, all while she is chanting chug.
by ErodedFox March 08, 2021
by yoshieater September 06, 2022
To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
by fetusdeIetus April 11, 2019
by Jlane348 May 11, 2019