Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)

Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

by Numba 1 Meskin April 23, 2011

bathroom stripping

Bathroom Stripping refers to the act or need of disrobing while using the bathroom due to overheating.

I ate too much taco bell, it was so spicy I was overheating, while letting it out I was bathroom stripping because I was so hot.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 3, 2014

talk string

The pull cord on jabberboxes, conversationalists, and airbarkers that starts em ranting until the cord is gone ( or you pull it again).

I said hi to her, and she started babbling like I'd pulled her talk string..just like a doll from the old days.

by a-tomic September 27, 2015

Squid stroke

noun: a swimming stroke that involves thrashing around

We will learn squid stroke today.

by ze original squids November 24, 2019

Baby Stream

When altofunk doesnt grace us with his presence for more the 18 hours a day on stream.

"Man did you watch alto yesterday"? Man2: "Yeah man that was such a baby stream he was only on for 11 hours!"

by Helli___ December 29, 2019

organic straight

preference of the opposite sex with the exclusion of transgender people and fake genders.

Ken is an organic straight dude.

by organic_straight_dude March 9, 2021

pee-emptive strike

Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.

"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"

"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."

by Obie M March 31, 2011