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Strawberry starfish

Justin: So how'd you go with that guy last night?
Matt: It was all shits and gigs until he gave me a strawberry starfish
by NotSoChubbyBoy October 28, 2017
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Stinky Starfish

The phrase to describe someone's unwashed and or dirty butthole.
"Eugene has a very stinky starfish."
by deimos227 February 20, 2024
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coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.
In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"
by Scariest October 30, 2009
mugGet the coughing starfishmug.

Starfishing

Verb. Used to describe a Starfisher actively hunting for the Muddy Starfish.

A Starfisher is often muddy when seen by daylight having pur forth their best efforts since the crack of dawn. They steele themselves with a rock hard determination to erect themselves amongst their peers as a competent Starfisher. They Starfish to hunt the Muddy Starfish, a morsel quite difficult to poach despite any Starfishers best efforts. Upon sight of a Starfish, he will do his best to examine the animal to the best of his ability, often conducting visual and often oral examinations of the starfish doing his best not to spook it. This is because Starfish are quite contained and shy creatures by nature, often choosing to emit a stench laden secretion in order to protect itself and seem less appetizing to larger prey, often fleeing at first site of a Starfisher in their natural habitat. It is quite hard to catch a starfish, and as an old adage goes, a caught starfish was willing to be caught.

The closer cousin, the Aggressive Muddy Starfish is however quite a different animal. It pres exclusively on its lesser kin and as a general rule is avoided by a seasoned Starfisher. This is due to their penchant to bite and scratch when attacked or orientated upside down. This starfish requires special CDC authorized gear to handle safely, quickly escalating its microaggressions into full temper tantrums.
Starfishers are a snotty bunch who maybe undeservedly have a crappy job, but they sure dont take it in stride when Starfishing!
by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019
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puker starfish

by dummybummy April 4, 2009
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electric starfish

The sensation of a stinging asshole while taking a shit.
I've had the green apple splatters for three days and now I have bad case of electric starfish.
by Hy Pyke January 5, 2015
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Starfished

The act of a male laying face down with his arms and legs stretched out, allowing their partner to orally pleasure their anus whilst playing with the cheeks.
Oscar: “you guys haven’t been starfished? My girl did it to me last week, never been happier
by magicben March 6, 2022
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