What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

Gang Stalking

Gang stalking is often associated with paranoia or delusional disorders, where individuals believe they are being targeted and harassed by a group of people. These individuals typically experience persistent and intrusive behaviors such as following, surveillance, vandalism, and verbal harassment, which they perceive as orchestrated and organized. The perpetrators, according to the beliefs of those experiencing gang stalking, may include strangers, neighbors, acquaintances, or even governmental agencies. Victims of gang stalking often report feeling intense fear, paranoia, and isolation, as they believe they are being relentlessly pursued and tormented without respite.

While gang stalking is a deeply distressing experience for those who believe they are targeted, it's important to note that there is little empirical evidence supporting the existence of organized gang stalking groups. Instead, mental health professionals often attribute these experiences to underlying psychological conditions such as paranoid delusions, schizophrenia, or other forms of psychosis. Treatment typically involves therapy and medication to address the underlying mental health issues and provide support to individuals experiencing distress related to these beliefs.

She believed she was a victim of gang stalking, convinced that strangers were following her every move and conspiring against her.

by Phycology 101 February 19, 2024

mirror stalking

the art of candid oogling of women in the gym using one or more mirrors in order to avoid detection by not turning your head,only your eyes.

all men in the gym enjoy mirror stalking between sets

by mikalobe420 August 6, 2012

baxter stalk me daddy

a word you use when someone took part int the sex offender shuffle on youtube fuck little pedos

arthur chase is such a baxter stalk me daddy

by dickfacedmcfagboy August 1, 2017

Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.

by Miktionary February 13, 2022

Job Stalking

Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.

Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.

by FunTdrip January 15, 2024

cock stalk

Sexual predatory behavior from a man.

That guy needs to stop cock stalking me. I will not go out with him. I have no interest in him. I will report him if he doesn't read my social signals soon.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018