A contraceptive used by men to plug his urethra with Elmer’s glue to prevent impregnating a girl during doing the sex.
“Bro! There is no way she is pregnant! I had a squeezer up in there while we was fucken!”
“No guys! He’s totally into me! The only reason he didn’t cuddle after sex was because he needed to remove the squeeze!”
“Dude, don’t use a squeezer! Imma buy you a box of condoms from Costco!”
“No guys! He’s totally into me! The only reason he didn’t cuddle after sex was because he needed to remove the squeeze!”
“Dude, don’t use a squeezer! Imma buy you a box of condoms from Costco!”
by Lilelmer February 3, 2018
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1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.
1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.
by cpetkunas February 23, 2019
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