spitzer

A very intelligent and accomplished person who does an extremely stupid thing which ruins his/her career.

My physics professor got caught plagiarizing from a grad student's research paper. What a spitzer!

by UD Reader July 7, 2008

Splinterize

1) verb. The act of receiving a splinter from a wooden surface.
2) verb. slang. Getting wood in the body.

Gurl, The back of Yo head looks ridic-a-lus right now, kinda makes me wanna throw you down and splinterize you right here.

by Kuh Lay Luh 22 November 27, 2011

Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet

“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”

by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021

The Master Splinter

A sexual act preformed with chopsticks. You must insert a pair of chopsticks into the vagina or anus of your sexual partner open the hole and slide right in!

Hey baby, you ever tried The Master Splinter?

by Bic-a-boi June 17, 2018

Springer

A rich guy or girl that goes to Cave Spring H.S. in Roanoke, Virginia. These people aren't quite as rich as Hidden Valley, but they are just as big of dicks.

"As a Springer, I have lots of daddy's money to blow on all the steroids needed to win another state basketball/volleyball title."

by PH Patriot April 7, 2007

THE SPRINKLER

The act of masturbating two men at the same time to completion while on ones knees using alternating strokes.

that girl whipped out the sprinkler on jeff and i.

by killa325i January 4, 2007

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008