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Turd Spelunker

The lead singer of Flobots is a primordial turd spelunker.
by Anonymous000856 January 11, 2009
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Sprunk

A term for being drunk on Special Brew (a UK lager that's 9% alcohol, called super-strength in the UK and malt liquor in the USA). It is associated with street alcoholics.
Dude! he was so sprunk he pissed on his own head in a shop doorway.
by HarryMinge August 10, 2012
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spunk trunk

i whipped out my spunk trunk and stuck it in the bitches mouth
by aidan October 19, 2003
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Spunk Monk

A masturbator. One who bashes the bishop. A wanker.
"No wonder it don't work, spunk monk, you havent switched it on" !!
by London El Vis September 29, 2005
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spunk torpedo

A penis.

Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.

Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.
I'd like to fire my spunk torpedo into that fine pice of ass.
by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin February 7, 2007
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Spunk bank

My mom found my spunk bank and threw it all away.
by Cramped December 8, 2010
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Splunt

A blunt with some tobacco in it, like a spliff. Spliff + Blunt = Splunt
People smoke splunts.
by blaoface April 2, 2007
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