sofia shocking

A girl who goes to BSGE and the only thing shoking about her, is her weight. she needs to go on a diet or sumthin cuz that bitch it chunky. if she sat on me, i'd probably die.

Rachel: Hey do you kno Sofia Shocking?
Jamal: Yea, dat fat ass girl right?
Rachel: Yea she needs to go on a diet.
Jamal: Werd. I'd never tap that.
Rachel: Haha.

by Sexy Chickkk May 1, 2008

SOFA

Southern Oregon Fat Ass, a man or woman from southern Oregon who is extremely fat.

Holy shit, did you see the size of that SOFA biotch? She must miss the herd back at the farm.

by Eilantha December 28, 2010

Sofaslut

A woman who meets various men from Twitter, who bounces around house to house sleeping on their sofa until they get tired of her then she moves on to the next couch.

Oh look, "Sofaslut" found another couch to sleep on.

by Teepy March 8, 2017

Sofa-king

It is a polite way of swearing. Used inserted into a sentence, when pronounced sounds like a common curse word. However written out, it looks like an innocent mistake at first glance.

This show is Sofa-king stupid.
That is Sofa-king awesome.

by angryscribbles February 16, 2009

sofa-ing

The act, e.g. sport of ones ass not leaving the sofa for extended periods of time. Usually found in conjuction with surfing the web and multiple channels on the television with a multifunction remote control. Most times person is found with blank look in eyes

Steve has been sofa-ing all week since his extended rave weekend.

Amy's depression, has brought on an extended sofa-ing marathon.

by Jo Francis April 1, 2010

Sofía Fernández

Person who tends to overreact and see drama where nothing happens

That's not a tiger, that's a squirrel. You are being a Sofía Fernández

by La leyenda del Zorro March 21, 2019

sofia

she is annoying but she is very pretty.

omg sofia is the most annoyiest prettiest girl ever !

by @_theerealbellaa October 21, 2019