The Soap Curse

The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.

“Have you heard? James has the soap curse, he’s in for a lot of peeling.”

by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024

About as useful as a dry bar of soap

Useless.

"Cba"

"You're about as useful as a dry bar of soap"

by T4Y March 30, 2022

Soap

Mmmm yummy I love soap mmmmmm yummy yummy

Hey dude "friend is eating soap" friend:Mmmm yummy I love soap mmmmmm yummy yummy

by Oobergoober2 April 23, 2023

Soap

Sexy old age Pensioner

Look at the soap over there, she’s gotta b pushing 70

by Fordy1 May 9, 2024

Willy soap

1. The male version of feminine intimate hygiene products invented by Benji.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.

"Dude, I have knob cheese, I need to use some willy soap!"

by l-Unicorn October 16, 2008

soap bridge

The act of dropping the soap when a train of men form in the act known as a "Soap Bridge"

"I dropped the soap when Pablo came behind and began to form the soap bridge."

by Canadian Cat June 28, 2015

soap fell down

Informing your Onii Chan, watermelon Dod or LGBTQ, before picking up your soap for ..............(IT IS FUN)

Oh no, Onii Chan the soap fell down in the washer. Ahhs! Onii Chan!

by O_PHOENIX_X9X March 7, 2021