slow bear

A person of less than stunning intelligence, particularly regarding social interactions.

"What's up with your brother? He spent the entire party forcing people listen to him talk about diesel engine repair."

"Yeah sorry about that he's a little slow bear... you gotta be blunt with him."

slow bear by thehorse June 11, 2008

slow 

When you laugh at jokes 5 minutes late you are slow.
When your friends tell you something and you go WHHHHAAATTTTT???? and then they explain and you go OH LMAO!... you are slow.
When your name is Vickie... you are slow.
When your girlfriend and your best friend make fun of you because you don't get anything they say... you are slow.

Vickie, you are slow, but I still love you.

slow by Kacii-Ann August 22, 2006

slow 

When somthing is crazy, cool, insane

A ferrari drives by and Rey says to Hossam "slow whip"(car)

slow by Rey galiano January 9, 2008

slow your role 

1.Telling some body to calm down if they get to riled up.

2.If somebody is going into another's business.

1.Tom: You suck!
Me: Hey Tom slow your role.

2.Tom: What are you guys doing over there?
Me: slow your role this is our business.

slow your role by Max301 June 3, 2008

slow clap

Sacastic clap, often becomes a standing ovation. See golf clap

After the guy finished his speach he was sweating like a pig. To really rub it in we gave him a slow clap. When he finally got it over with he got a standing ovation.

slow clap by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

slow-tarded 

Slow person, or object that is retarded or has gone haywire or broken.

that compie is being slow-tarded. (otherwise bogged down)

slow-tarded by Aerolynn May 30, 2008

Slow minded

Somebody who lacks the brains to know how to stop fighting,
A person who plays video games to the point their eyes fall out, Or somebody with an IQ count of -3.

The people at my job are so slow minded, they may as well play video games for the rest of their lives.

Slow minded by Syndicate May 25, 2007