i nurture my skin

a godly meme that will never die in my hearrt

hey peepee man, look!

Oh wow!

computer: I NurTuRE mY sKIn UltimaTE GOLD bOnd

by shitterscratcher April 26, 2019

See what I’M saying!?

No... I don’t. It sounds completely incoherent. Like it’s vaguely derivative of something you don’t quite grasp and you sound like a teenage hippy trying to be profound?

Hym “This guy is the single most inelegant thinker I’ve ever seen. I mean... Do you see what I’M saying!? Pssh! Wow! This is just bizarre and painful to watch. You know I said some of those things! And then the conclusions! You want to talk about fucking conclusions! Jesus Christ!”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

beaver-skin hat

The elusivly infamous sexual act where the man successfully fits his whole head into the woman's vagina.

Dag yo!!! My girl is so crazy that she let me try the beaver-skin hat out on her.

by THE Sanchez and DAP April 20, 2006

Saying Goodnight to my mother

Masturbating. Jacking off. Choking the chicken.

Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"

by PTOWNREPRESENT September 25, 2010

Skin-to-Skin

Vaginal Sex without a condom or protection.

Baby I wanna fuck you skin-to-skin

by JulesofDunes June 18, 2017

Celebrity Skin

#1. An awesome song by the band Hole
#2. The feeling or being you get when you've been causing scandal/ gossip.

Guy 1- Hey baby, i hear ya got wasted on the weekend and slept with my friend here
Guy 2- Yeah, you were so good that I got it on tape
Girl 1- Oh no I shouldn't have done that
Girl 2- Girl, you've got Celebrity Skin

by shani. x October 19, 2008

Know what I'm sayin'?

The phrase gangsters say (usually on MTV Cribs) when they show/tell you something, not even they understand.

(ON MTV CRIBS)
Gangster: I got the surround sound, the Mp3 hook ups, and the tv that comes out of the bed, ya Know what I'm sayin'?

by urbangenius10703 August 31, 2007