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bologna skirt

A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.
Playing with whipped cream is passé. All the cool girls are making bologna skirts.

Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic
That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache
Skirt stache by Skirtchase July 6, 2011

jean skirt 

Attire for a woman who recently survived chemo or is interested in other women.
That jean skirt is looking fierce.
jean skirt by Superman72419 December 24, 2011

Orphan skirt 

When you own a skirt that does not look good with any of your other clothes. Thus, you cannot complete the look.
I don't have any nice shirts, I guess this will have to stay an orphan skirt until I buy something that matches.
Orphan skirt by Shana1076778 October 17, 2013

rabbit skirt 

1. A skirt so short you can see her hair! (hare)
She was teasing all the guys at the mall because she was wearing her rabbit skirt.
rabbit skirt by 0ldragon November 3, 2013

mullet skirt 

Those trendy "high-low" skirts that girls seem to love, but they actually just look like mullets.
"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."
mullet skirt by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014