Crime stoppers network

Crime stoppers is a private investigative company the subcontract police services in Canada. However, crime stoppers only awards or responds to people in the crime stoppers network. No victum services for anyone outside of the network, they also award diatribe lawsuits which of course only include crime stoppers diatribes and street gangs and their members in their chrime stoppers network. There are disability access rights with this private company, and what to do when entire regions and the provincial police subcontract all police service call to this private company who do not take witness statements from citizen outside their network

Crime stoppers network only awards victum services to people within the crime stoppers network. And only crime stoppers network members have police services.

by Modern Women January 2, 2026

Inverted Show Stopper

When you're banging a girl doggy style and she's about to climax, grab her by the ankles, stand her on her head and cram your fist down her dank exit hole, thus ruining her orgasm.

Also see Inverted Particle Accelerator for more sexually deviant partners.

Hey man, why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

I gave her the classic inverted show stopper last night and now her pelvis is out of alignment

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 24, 2021

Mississippi Fart Stopper

Noun; refers to a gay black dude’s dick. The term was coined in Mississippi in the late 20th century in response to an uptick in homosexual activity in black communities.

“Did you see the Mississippi Fart Stopper on that dude? I wouldn’t want that in my fart box.”

by KrustyKreatorofKaos March 28, 2022

Show opening skipper

Someone who only appreciates the show and not the opening

Person 1: hey did you here John skipped season twos opening

Person 2:that’s a show opening skipper for ya

by hahahahahahahhah your mommm May 16, 2022

Old Hot Topic Shopper

"Older Hot Topic" "Generation person"
Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.

Sarah: oh look! Danielle! There's goes old Hot Topic Shopper..
Danielle: older for sure.

by anonymous_Wolfe August 26, 2023

Dirty wig shopper

Someone who is or likes transsexuals secretly and it is implied has a small penis who never agrees to show it

„Rowan is a dirty wig shopper, he won’t show me his dick and I’m pretty sure he likes trannies“

by WigShopper June 30, 2024

The Lithuanian Door Stopper

A sexual act in which a man stands stiffly with his legs spread out while a woman backs into him repeatedly until orgasm. The woman may also play with the man’s penis as if she were a household pet playing with a door stopper. This action was first popularized in Lithuania, but has started to become known internationally in very niche communities.

I think we should try out The Lithuanian Door Stopper tonight, Brian.

by WitheredTPearl March 15, 2026