Simian Simple

So easy a monkey could do it.

This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.

Aw, these instructions don't tell me half of what I need to know in order to do them. I need something simian simple.

by Barfor the Green June 29, 2023

i'm simply not there

this is a refrence to american psycho its discribing how hes dead inside.

- i'm simply not there.
- jeez how dead inside are you?

by sticked_chair_man May 5, 2022

simply ema

A girl who tries much too hard, but sounds amazing doing it.

You'll hate her personality and how two-faced she is.

Also, her on-again off-again relationship with Christopher Major is obnoxious, due to his obvious lack of intelligence.

Have you heard that song 'Take Me Away?' Yeah, it's great. But Simply Ema is awful.

by Amberrexia March 4, 2008

The Mayor of Simpleton

Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.

Art would win an election for Mayor of Simpleton by a landslide.

by Mayor Art July 4, 2005

simple plan

only the best band ever. if you think they suck then you really have never heard quality music. its the best music to listen to when your depressed. only people with realy music sense listen to them.

still not getting any by simple plan fucking rocks man!

by beautifulme! April 4, 2005

simple plan

an awsome band who dont give a fuck wat any 1 says about them they r emo, but personally great guys who dont mope aroound like u say they do so all of you shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

more like good charlotte, The Used & my chemicle romance is rock, these guys r just emo........who cares?

by I_luv_ya_david_desrosiers! September 18, 2005

Simpleton

Any individual who has an intelligence below yours. Usually used to described bums, uncomplicated and simple individuals, along with a great majority of the female population.

Why are these simpletons unable to understand non complex ideas such as me being better than them?

by Marc Christian September 26, 2008